Descendents of the infamous Western Canine Syndicate of 1870, the "Rawhide Twins" as they've come to be known and semi-feared, have been terrorizing the California territory for, oh, a good 2 years now.  Deceivingly docile, these two hellhounds have been known to destroy perfectly good high priced items for no apparent reason and rape the legs of any who catches their eye.  (All just to satisfy their insanely fiendish whims of annihilation).
Their, now horrifying, "Destruction Patrols", are a whirlwind of carnage that when gotten in the way of have resulted in (to say the least) small bites to the extremities, careless tramplings, wanton ruining of stuff you want to keep and the sharp hit straight to your damn crotch.       Thus far, their only documented weaknesses are the kamikaze belly rub, rawhide bones the size of your leg and food you cooked for hours accidentally left on the counter.  Besides these petty faults, these two have a seemingly boundless stream of energy pulsing through their tiny black little hearts.     So remember, to keep your shoes in the closet, your glasses out of reach and your crotch sufficiently padded.  For if you hear the small panting of the "Rawhide Twins" coming your way, you better just stay still and pet them when they ask.